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Microwave massacre is a b grade horror sploitation film dealing with cannibalism and sex. This is nostalgia at its most wrong, but also, for those of a certain mindset, it might prove a lost treasure from the trash like the womans arm that a passing bum finds in donalds rubbish bin. The microwave massacre 1983 directed by wayne berwick. Somewhere in the confusion he comes up with a new use for the microwave oven, and begins to eat much better. Several characters appear and disappear with little reason including a guy dressed up like a zulu warrior and an inept doctor who appears to hold the key to the films incredibly abrupt ending.
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